REASONS TO DATE A CELIAC
Today is such a magical day...if you have a date. This February 14th marks the 3792th time that I am Valentine-less. And I am not complaining because, really, who would choose a romantic dinner at some expensive restaurant that has ant-size portions of food over pizza? Anyways, here are 5 reasons why you should date a person like me.
1. We Are Always Prepared
Hungry and in the middle of a traffic jam? No worries, we always carry snacks in our bags as we can never rely on the food outside of our kitchen.
2. We Are Cheap
Aside from the fact that GF food is more expensive than every other food, we can save you a lot of money when you take us for dinner. We will most likely order House Salad, as it's probably our safest bet.
3. We Enjoy The Little Things
Going to the supermarket with a celiac is always an exciting adventure. "Wait, did Glutino just launch a triple chocolate banana bread topped with sprinkles?! I have to call Suzy."
4. We Are Amazing Photographers
We are always working on our non-existent cookbooks. Naturally, we must document our recipes by taking amazing birds-eye-view shots of our creations.
5. We Make Food For Days
You won't need to worry about hunger by our side. We are always experimenting with new recipes and modifying them until perfection.
Happy Valentine's Day!